Day 304

Callum did not like being a football.  I think my brother's heart broke a little.

Day 303

The witch stopped by for a visit.  She was probably texting when the broom went down.

Day 302

2 more days of willpower and then they will be the neighbours' problem.

Day 301

It is raining out and the leaves are falling. It is days from Halloween.  I should be searching for a warm scarf.  Well, it hit the high teens today.  I pulled out the sandals.

Day 300

I never thought I would make it to day 300.  It is all down hill from here!  Of course that hill is scattered with wet leaves making it very easy to slip and fall.

Day 299

Who would put two skulls in front of a big blow up ghost?  A desperate housewife, possibly?

Day 298

Nothing quite puts the fear in you like getting home to the business card of a mountie stuck in your door.  Doubly so when you ignored the first card.   In my defense, the first card didn't have note to call.  It was a Friday evening, I was tired, and I enjoyed playing the game "where will I be deported".  I took the second card seriously.

Day 297

You can never have enough sock monkeys.

Day 296

Spent the day in Moncton, aka the city that even the river left.

A big shout out to my bil and sil that I discovered today read this blog.  It was great spending the day having a glimpse of our future.  Old people - you gotta love 'em.

Day 295

This is my winnings from last year's curling season.  I guess you can now call me a professional!

No one will ever get rich from curling.

Day 294

So my plan for this shot was to show the water drops on the lens and explain how it sucks to walk in the rain, because the droplets make it hard to see.  Of course, once I take off my glasses I am close to legally blind.  I thought I was focusing on the clear glass, but that is not what showed up.  Not a bad picture for a blind person. At least I know that I can continue this hobby should I ever actually lose total sight.  Although I suppose then I would have no idea what the photo would look.  People would tell me it is awesome, because it is cruel not to be nice to a blind person.

Day 293

It is funny that the end to a stressful day and the beginning of a fun night requires the same tool.

Day 292

The money fairy showed up!  I went to the bank machine on the weekend, but their server was down.  I kept forgetting to go back, so I have been without cash for a couple of days.  Then I put my hand in my hoodie's pocket and pulled out a ten!  Woo Hoo!

I also like that the money matches my hoodie!

I also like that they are both purple!  A good reminder for everyone that tomorrow is "Wear Purple To Commemorate the Suicides Caused By Homophobia".

Day 291

When did the sweet potato fry replace the regular fry?  I bet it was when restaurants stopped using trans-fats.  They had to replace the delicious fat with sugar to ensure people would eat them.

Day 290

I am trying to get Darren to eat healthier.  The one piece of broccoli is his way of telling me to shut up.

Day 289

"Daddy's finger isn't as good as Mommy's nipple, but it will have to do."

Callum was 1 month old today!

Day 288

I guess this was a warning of the weather.  Holy crap did it rain this afternoon.

Day 287

Having a beach sign next to a changing colour tree is just cruel.

(My artistic take on this was that the sign is blurry as the thoughts of going swimming are getting further and further away.  Totally planned it.  Ah huh)

Day 286

Not to sound too much like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory, but having the flatware at funny angles was a bit troubling.  Thankfully the server brought the relaxing juice, aka red wine, to the table quickly.

Day 285

I have an alibi, I swear.